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100+ Funny Questions to Ask a Girl Crush to Know Her Better

If I ask you, “how is your current crush?” you would probably start to hallucinate her as to how beautiful, graceful and perfect she is, right?

Crushes are both fascinating and terrifying. Especially, when she’s a girl with high standards. There is always a way to get your crush to pay attention to you and that is humour.

Yes, it’s very normal to be scared when conversing with your crush or to forget the appropriate words when you’re trying to get to know them better.

In this blog, I have jotted down 100+ funny questions to ask a girl crush. Being a girl I know what questions will work on a girl. Keep in mind that these are only the beginning of your conversation. It’s up to you to take the question and run with it wherever you think the most amusing…

So, without any ado let’s get started.

Some suggested questions

What is the most unacceptable way you’ve been hurt?

Everyone enjoys sharing an unacceptable incident and laughing at the situation. We all are alike. Let her speak out and know her better.

What would you ask if you could know the absolute and whole truth to one question?

You have the option of making it serious or humorous. It’ll be fascinating in either case, because we all have a lot of questions for which we’d like answers.

What was the most fascinating thing you read or saw this week?

It’s time to share that incredibly interesting article or the fact you found on the internet. Just make sure to double-check your facts and make the conversation going.

Which fictional figure would be the most inconvenient to meet in person?

Sure, it’s easy to get caught up in the action and thrills of the characters. But how about extending some love to the uninteresting ones?

What are your favourite and least favourite purchases?

Oh, we’ve all made some terrible purchases, so tell us about yours. What about best buy, and where can I find one?

What is the most ludicrous thing you’ve been duped into doing or believing?

We’ve all been duped before, and everyone enjoys hearing about someone else’s humiliation. So go ahead and ask away, and have fun!

100+ Funny Questions to Ask a Girl Crush to Know Her Better

  1. What’s the lamest joke you laughed at?
  2. Why did a man wear a bell after the electrician failed to fix his doorbell? (because he was a nobleman)
  3. What makes a girl a queen? (the word queen)
  4. If I tell you a pun, will it be fun?
  5. Why are dark jokes written on a white background?
  6. What makes a person funny?
  7. Are stand-up comedians funny?
  8. If you could be a fly on the wall, where would you land?
  9. What soap do you find the most irritating, and why? (I vote for daily soap)
  10. What is the funniest book you’ve lately read?
  11. Who will survive the longest in a zombie apocalypse?
  12. What will your future pet’s name be?
  13. Which items of clothing do you no longer want to wear yet can’t seem to part with?
  14. When was the last time you laughed out loud? reason?
  15. If someone is a novel person, why are they no-well?
  16. What kind of covert plot would you like to start?
  17. What is hidden yet you wish others to see?
  18. Do people drink soup or eat it?
  19. Have you been arrested before?
  20. What was the most humiliating experience you had as a child?
  21. If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do?
  22. Who is your all-time favourite celebrity?
  23. What is the most outlandish dream you’ve ever had?
  24. If you were on death row, what do you suppose your last meal would be?
  25. If all animals could communicate, which species would be the most impolite?
  26. Which of your friends reminds you most of a character from a TV programme or movie?
  27. Have you ever forgotten to bring your wallet when it was time to pay for a meal?
  28. Do you still sleep with a plush animal in your bed?
  29. What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done while you’ve been extremely inebriated?
  30. Why is ‘mirror-mirror on the wall’ and not on the cupboard door?
  31. Is it better to hang toilet paper above or under the toilet?
  32. Have you ever taken a candy bar from a corner store?
  33. Do you think I’d be able to drink that many beers?
  34. Have you ever been caught on an exam cheating?
  35. How long do you think my hair can grow?
  36. Can you show me your phone’s hidden apps?
  37. Who was the first person you ever had a crush on?
  38. Do you hear voices in your head from time to time?
  39. What would you do if you suddenly found yourself with a million dollars?
  40. What is the strangest odour you’ve ever encountered?
  41. Is a hotdog considered a sandwich? Why do you think that is?
  42. Where do you work, are there any unspoken rules?
  43. Do you think pineapple should be used on pizza?
  44. What scene in a children’s film scared you the most?
  45. What kind of secret society do you want to find?
  46. Which animal would be the rudest if it could talk?
  47. When you do three completely typical things back-to-back, what happens?
  48. What goods could you purchase that would make the cashier the most uneasy?
  49. What’s the creepiest thing you might say to a stranger while walking down the street?
  50. What is something you’ve only now realised that you’re embarrassed you didn’t notice before?
  51. What are some enjoyable and fascinating ways for countries to settle their conflicts other than war?
  52. Do you have a friend who exists only in your imagination?
  53. Is it possible to consume ice cream with your hands?
  54. Have you ever called someone you don’t know to play a joke on them?
  55. What do you believe your final words will be?
  56. What would be your cause for being barred from your local library?
  57. What secret conspiracy would you wish to start revealing to the rest of the world?
  58. Where have you urinated or defecated in the weirdest places?
  59. What is the funniest inside joke you’ve ever heard?
  60. How would you sum up the internet in a single sentence?
  61. To kill an elephant, how many hens would be required?
  62. What’s the most humiliating outfit you’ve ever worn?
  63. What’s the most creative insult you can think of?
  64. Which portion of your body do you wish you could separate and why?
  65. What was once considered trashy is now regarded as quite classy?
  66. What’s the most creative Wi-Fi name you’ve come across?
  67. What is the most absurd truth you are aware of?
  68. What is it that everyone seems to be doing that makes them appear stupid?
  69. What is the strangest thing you’ve ever seen in another person’s house?
  70. What is the worst possible name you could give your child?
  71. What would be the worst thing the government could do if it made something illegal?
  72. What are examples of your clients’ or employees’ nicknames?
  73. What would peanut butter be named if it wasn’t called peanut butter?
  74. What movie would benefit significantly from being turned into a musical?
  75. What is the most amusing corporate blunder you’ve ever heard of?
  76. If you were transported 200 years into the past with no clothing or anything else, how would you prove that you were from the future?
  77. Do you like to sleep with your eyes open or shut?
  78. Have you ever forgotten to study for an exam until the day before it was due?
  79. If we were to help each other cheat on a test, who would aid who?
  80. Do you ever cry when you’re watching a sad movie?
  81. Have you ever come into contact with the remains of another person?
  82. Why isn’t “gullible” included in the dictionary?
  83. What is the most amusing name you have ever heard in person?
  84. Have you ever tried your hand at shooting a gun?
  85. What’s the funniest thing you’ve lately seen?
  86. What is one aspect of yourself that you wish you could change?
  87. What is the funniest joke you know off the top of your head?
  88. What literary character would be unbearable if you had to deal with them in everyday life, yet is fantastic in their book, show, or movie?
  89. What dance movements would you break out if you were held at gunpoint and told that if you didn’t wow them with your dancing routines, you’d be killed?
  90. What would be the hat that would be the hat to end all hats? What might you put on your head that would cause people to stop what they’re doing and stare in awe?
  91. When you replace parts on an automobile over time, when does it no longer be the same car you bought? To make it a new car, how many parts do you need to replace?
  92. If you die and discover that everyone gets to choose a twelve-foot by twelve-foot square to spend eternity alone in without being able to change it, what would you do?
  93. Have you ever been called out at school because you were wearing something inappropriate?
  94. What scientific experiment would you run if money and ethics weren’t a concern if you were a crazy scientist?
  95. Have you ever been forced to share a bed with someone you didn’t want to be in bed with?
  96. Will you be embarrassed or glad if someone asked you to go to your favourite website?
  97. What was your favourite colour as a kid?
  98. Which athlete do you think most closely resembles you in terms of appearance?
  99. In all honesty, what are some of your willingly admitted guilty pleasures?
  100. What would you do if you had the power to replace all of the grass on the earth, and why?
  101. Who would you like to torment for the rest of your life?
  102. Which characteristics of my personality do you respect, and which do you find repulsive?

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How to make a girl laugh?

  1. First and foremost, make her smile.

2. Relax and be prepared to laugh at yourself

3. Be assured that you are not taking things too far

 4. Make use of the props around to crack a joke.

5. Learn to be self-deprecating

6. Use some gentle teasing

7. Avoid being mean and offending others.

8. Ask funny questions

Note that you are conscious when talking to a girl because the biggest turn-off for a girl is the word choice boys make. 

Use these questions and share your experience with me.

Wish you luck.

About the Author

Sasha Aun
Sasha Aun
Hi, I am Sasha, a professional relationship expert, and a blogger. At Datinghelpguide, I write tips to create an attractive dating profile and guides on managing dating profiles on multiple apps.
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